January 28, 2006

David Cross on Arrested Development's cancellation

This video was shot before the recent announcement that Showtime may pick up the series. It's still amusing though.
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More SNL Jeopardy Video

More SNL Celebrity Jeopardy! Suck it, Flickr! 

This stuff is grabbed from Google Video. It seemed to work to post it in comments, but then it disappeared after reloading the page.

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January 10, 2006

Top Ten Arrested Development Lines


UPDATE!!!!

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

 

    THE U-S SHOWTIME CHANNEL IS IN TALKS TO PICK UP ``ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT'' FROM FOX.

    SHOWTIME PRESIDENT ROBERT GREENBLATT CONFIRMS HE'S IN NEGOTIATIONS TO BRING THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED COMEDY TO THE PREMIUM CHANNEL. 

    BUT HE SAYS THERE'S NO DEAL YET.

    GREENBLATT SAYS HE'S ALWAYS THOUGHT ``ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT'' WOULD BE A BETTER FIT ON A CABLE NETWORK THAN A MAINSTREAM NETWORK.

    HE SAYS THE SERIES WOULD FIT IN WITH A LOT OF THE THINGS SHOWTIME IS DOING.

    GREENBLATT SAYS ``ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT'' IS AN INCREDIBLY BOLD AND ORIGINAL SHOW.

    HE SAYS IF ONLY A SMALL FRACTION OF THE LOYAL AUDIENCE THE SERIES HAS ON FOX FOLLOWS IT TO SHOWTIME, IT WOULD BE ONE OF THEIR HIGHEST RATED SHOWS.

    MEANWHILE, A-B-C ENTERTAINMENT PRESIDENT STEPHEN MCPHERSON SAYS HE'D ALSO LOVE TO HAVE ``ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT'' ON HIS NETWORK -- BUT HE DOUBTS THAT WILL HAPPEN.

    HE SAYS HE LOVES THE SHOW AND THINKS A-B-C COULD MARKET IT REALLY WELL.

    MCPHERSON SAYS THEY HAVE SOME SPOTS ON THE SCHEDULE THAT WOULD BE A GOOD FIT -- BUT GETTING THE SERIES IS ``A LONGSHOT.'' (ABC)


(thanks, Ann!)
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Man alive, I can't believe this show is going to be cancelled soon. It has some of the best lines on TV. Take this Top Ten list, for example, compiled by someone at here:

10:GM "hey uncle GOB has aunt Lidsey ever been pregnent before"
GOB " Oh yeah dozens of times"

9: GOB: "Hello Monfrair, thats french for brother, i dont know why i know that, i took 4 years of spanish"

8: TOBIAS: We never got to experience child birth right Lidsey, nope, we had to make our little frankestein monster with science and money and.... Oh Maeby when do you come in
MAEBY: I just got in
TOBIAS: Oh... your just as funny now, as you were when you were bursting out of your mothers FERTILE WOMB!"

7: GOB: Illusion Michael!, i trick is a what a whore does for money.... or cocaine!

6:GM: Shes just so cute, sometimes she gets a egg, and some mayonaise and just squirts it in her mouth, and its so cute, she calls it a Mayonegg!

5: GM: I hope the new english remake keeps the same complex erotism like the oridginal french one...

Maeby looks confused
GM: nevermind

4: MICHAEL: whats can be better than spending time with your family
(phone rings)
oh F*** its my mother

3: TOBIAS: LET THE GREAT EXPERIEMENT BEGIN!!

2: GOB and FRANKLIN singing: IT AINT EASY BEING WHITE, IT AINT EASY BEING BROWN, TO MUCH PRESSURE BEING BRIGHT, I GOT CHILDREN ALL OVER TOWN

(i got 2 number ones)
a. TOBIAS: here he comes... here comes john wayne, im not gonna cry about my pa, im gonna build a airport put my name on it... why micheal, so you can run away from your feelings... you can keep them bottled up but eventually they will come u... HEY, WHO THE F*** ATE MY HARD BOILED EGGS!

b. MICHEAL: didnt get one of these gift packages when you paid for lidsey.
TOBIAS: Oh no, it seems i prematurley blew my wadd, leaving on me what was suppose to be a dry run... and now i have quite a mess on my hands



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